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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:54
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Still no good.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
What unique academic programs does IILM University offer?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What do you love doing for fun?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to